Inglorious Bastard

Sick of the robotic routine life that I lead,
I decided to give my Social self some air to breathe.
i had stifled it for too long, and it dint seem fair anymore. It was inhuman, and figured I d better mend my ways before the NHRC came knocking on my door.
The door is already begining to giva away anyway, with the constant banging by the maid, dhobi and all those who help me live my luxurious consumption oriented lifesyle.

So anyway, I had met this really nice guy one weekday, and decided to go out with him.

Now, what is a girl suppose to do if a really good looking and (apparently) gentlemanly guy is totally hitting on her?
And the slicing on the cake, asks her out?
How can you resist his charms(bastard!)?
I would have to be a homo to be so f****** immune!
Whatever!
Life is a lesson, and you learn it when youre through!
So,
all was good till he told me he's seeing this really young chick.
he says ..."catch them young and watch them grow!"
hah! child molestation that is you know! Peadophile! He should be hanged!
Whatever, and i feel bad and wonder about how old Im getting,
that men are saying these things to me !

To continue,
I think hes foreign returned (where Men are probably as cheesy as he is! )
so assumes its hep to make similies particularly using food and sex.
So when we're having a Xinger Burger .. you ll get points for guessing this one !...
BINGO!
He says... I loveeeee this. Having a Xinger is like having Sex!...
WOW! You are awesome man! A Burger .. Sex?
I know both are associated with satiating Hunger, But, dude? Huh?
Is there any comparison?!
And KFC fried burgers... can suck sometimes! (we were having that by the way.. .. he has bad taste! whatever! )

Anyway, after we come back, the guy has the cheek to want to come up to my apartment! bah!
Then I suggested we have coffee elsewhere.
But he insisted my place was better to hang out (smiling like the devil himself!)

Then in that moment, it hit me!
I totally refused, not really the way how i usually do it ... but succeeded anyway!
He just wouldnt give up for some reason!
Twenty minutes of sweet voiced denial, then a stern note.. that must have done it.
Gave a sigh of relief and ran for my life.... inside the apartment.
Thanked God (which I seldom do), my boarding school education, and eight years of solid experience this city has handed over to me ...
even if it hasnt been in a beautifully wrapped basket!

He was looking for fun. Me, silly me, wanting to have something meaningful.
I should have seen it coming, but maybe Im a little rusted from socializing so less.
But im glad i went out with him.
I have learnt my lesson.
Beware of the inglorious bastards who come hidden in sheep skin.